Wierd Stuff in the All-Star City

This has to be the story that has blown my mind for the year and I don't seem to see a thing about it on TV or the large internet outlets. Justin Verlander is starting today for the Detroit Tigers. Justin Verlander has started just two games at AA ball. Last year he was drafted out of Old Dominion where he was good yet unspectacular. There are prospects that are rushed to the majors and then there is Justin Verlander who must have gotten his hands on some incriminating pictures of Dave Dombrowski . This must be the last stand of the '05 Detroit Tigers.
I would guess that in the next two weeks that they will make a white flag trade probably Polonco or White. They have very little the Cubs might want outside of Polonco. I expect to see more teams doing things of this sort in the next couple weeks.